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Definition

Infinity Spaceship [in-fin-i-tee speys-ship] 1.  a spaceship that possesses a quality or qualities that are infinite.  2.  a Live Karaoke Band from Williamsburg, Brooklyn.  3.  a hypothetical tendency for the universe to attain a state of maximum homogeneity in which all matter is at a uniform temperature (heat death; see also face melting).  4.  a doctrine of inevitable social decline and degeneration.

Manifesto

Like a phoenix rising from the ashes of all things false metal…

…like a biker lady riding a winged motorcycle, racing through the heavens, her three arms wielding a flaming sword, a glowing orb, and another lady riding another smaller motorcycle.

…like the baby Jesus, the prophet Mohammad, the Dalai Lama, the Grown Up Jesus, and Walter Cronkite all chopped up with some peppers and beans and maybe some other stuff in the most delicious chili you’ve ever tasted, the most delicious chili ever made. In a gigantic pot. Really, really big pot…

…a bubbling cauldron of such enormous proportion and of such delicious wonderment that it can only be stirred by the Devil himself, a huge demon of a devil all pointy and scaly and red, holding the chili in one hand and stirring with the other, great clawed hands holding a one hundred foot wooden spoon, cooking and cooking and cooking over the largest bonfire every imagined, an unimaginable bonfire, fueled by the plundered wood and stone and glass of all our nations’ capitols, hot enough to melt granite, a fire so hot that it makes even the Devil’s coarse skin bubble…

…like a sandwich so big that it can feed the world for infinity…an infinity sandwich…

…like a car that is so powerful that it can only be driven by a chosen few…people so able bodied and gifted as to rise above the rest of humanity…so gifted that you can barely call them people anymore…more like “land-gods”…as only a LAND GOD would possess the SKILLS required to control such a POWERFUL MACHINE…

…a powerful machine know as INFINITY SPACESHIP. And the driver?

The driver?

IS YOU.

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